Last night, my four-year old was helping me tidy the kitchen. He was telling me about all the healthy food he's going to make for me, "when he's a man." He said, "You can come over everyday to eat my healthy food, and be the babysitter for my kids."
Then he looked up at me with his big, round, eyes and said, "And Mommy? If the kids are being wild, just text me."