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Okay all you animal lovers,

Maybe you can help me with a problem.

You see, my dog has defied all laws of nature, physics and sorcery to continue to escape from our fenced yard. So the question is, how long before I just take the hint, pack him a little knapsack on a stick and set him free?

Calm down, animal lovers—this post is clearly in jest. I would never pack my dog a little knapsack.

Obviously I’d make him pack his own. You know what they say— “Pack a dog a knapsack and he leaves for a day, teach a dog to pack his own knapsack and he leaves for a lifetime.”


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