Him: (Puts hands on hips) Mommy, this is your wrist.
Me: No, your waist. This is your wrist.
Him: Oh! It bends your hands?
Me: Kind of. And this is your elbow. It bends your arm. Just like your knee bends your leg.
Him: And your ankle bends your foot.
Me: Okay, that’s pretty close.
Him: Mommy, did you know that nipples don’t do anything?
Me: Umm…well, they do some things, like…
Him: No, they don’t do nothing (stands in a frozen pose, like a statue). They just stand there.
So, he’ll either be an actor or a doctor. I’m leaning towards actor.