"What do you mean, you’re bored? Watch your movie. Teach your brother how to walk. Teach your other brother how to use the toilet. There’s plenty of things to do."
"I’m sorry I yelled at you. You shouldn’t have done that, but I shouldn’t have yelled. So if you do less bad things, I won’t yell as much."
My parenting has gone downhill. The bad news is, it is only Monday morning…