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A little flavor...

Apparently we unknowningly participated in some Mystery Flavor Challenge, by way of purchasing a bag of Dum Dums with three new flavors:...

In the future

"Ok, yes--great idea. When you become men you can come back and shop the clearance section at Walmart. But for now, get in the car!" -...

In case you're wondering where I've been lately...

#travel #parenting #texas #louisiana #mississipp #georgia #alabama #roadtrip

Work from home mother?

I've almost completed my manuscript packages for my beta readers. I got done with every big project on my list for my clients, and even...

Coloring is supposed to relieve stress

Thank you, generic coloring book, for adding the extra stripe on the rainbow, leading to a preschool cage-match death battle to determine...

Sometimes I review things I've never even purchased...

I’ve been ignoring the laundry lately, leaving it to grow into a huge laundry-monster that I’ve been secretly hoping would catch (or at...

Dear DJ Lance Rock

Four or five years ago my kids discovered Yo Gabba Gabba. And thus began my love/hate relationship with the show that at the time I...

Yep.

Mastered it. #parenting #sahm #discipline

Discovery

We're out at dinner and my four-year-old is under the table. He was quiet, so I didn't disturb him. Finally, he appears with a closed...

In case you see a naked, bald woman running down the street screaming...

I've made some extreme threats as to what I will do if anyone else fake-cries in this house again, and I know that in order to properly...

A.K.A.

My three-year old announced this morning that from now on, he'd like to be called AtomHulkCheetahMikey. Rolls right off the tongue,...

If it truly takes a village to raise a child...

Then where is my village? And I’m not talking about to help me with the small tribe of children that I am raising. I am talking about...

Where's the baby?

Real life answers to that very question. He’s eating the hair out of my brush. He’s in the pantry sucking the food out of cans, vampire...