I was going through my crazy quotes list, and I noticed that the group headings are sometimes as funny (and as random) as the actual quotes. For example, I have quotes under the headings of food, discipline, licking, safety, gross, and of course, poop (which, yes, is separate from gross). Every now and then, quotes in the miscellaneous group can be pulled out to form their own group. So today, I share with you the newest and most random group on my list: Ninjas. “I’m a mo

This week my kids talked waaay too much. Some of it was annoying. Most of it was funny. For example: “Stop saying that! You’re making my ears want to bite you!” “It smells good to my mouth, but it’s making my nose hurt.” “I’m the goodest hero and you’re the goodest…bad-ro.” “Jesus, please have a safe night in my heart, and please don’t die on the cross no more.” This was during evening prayers. “It’s okay, son. It’s okay.” “Oh, I feel much better now!” Not so funny at fa

Today has already been a random day, with a long list of disjointed things yet to be done. For example, mop the hallway, update the iPhone, buy 2 packs of Oreos at Albertson’s (not because we need cookies, but because I have a coupon that expires that is too good to waste)… So, in honor of the randomness that is my Monday, here is the section of my crazy quotes list that are too random to fit in any other category. Random Remarks "Get your foot out of my pocket." "You should